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it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
I wish this was an exaggeration, I really do.
But its not
Dear lord, this is one of the most accurate posts on this site.
You forgot the ruffles.
this is me shopping
And pockets
I nearly fell asleep the last time I went shopping.
FUCK I CAN’T
